The Evergloom Beast

Tim and I were headin to a job site that mornin. We were drivin down the interstate when we saw the damn thing jus sittin by the side of the road. We thought it was a deer at first til we got close. Tim pulled his truck off to the side and we hopped out to get a closer look. It was standin there stiff as a board. Its head the shape of a triangle.
We could smell some kinda burnin plastic or somethin. Then all of a sudden its head opened up like a flower in bloom. It turned its head and we saw its face just starin at us. We were so scared we ran back to the truck and took off. Whatever the fuck we saw, it sure as shit ain't from around here, that's for damn sure.